In the aftermath of the most epic of GAMSATs, I have witnessed in my 13+ years of creating medical students…

That is, the May/June 2020 COVID-GAMSAT that just finished,

I’m going to take this opportunity to show you what your long-suffering Narrator has to put up with.

I refer to GAMSAT candidates who, as you will see, have self-selected themselves out of the running for medicine by virtue of their mindless, yet endlessly amusing, behaviour.

=>Click here to learn how to prep correctly and effectively for Sept 2020 or March 2021

As a result of the fun we will have here today you will learn what not to do in your preparation, as well as how comically bad some of your competition actually is.

And as a bonus to me, it will help me shoo away any of them who may still be hanging around following my stuff.

So,

Quick background:

In the lead up to the May/June exam, we created an industry-leading campaign to help our beloved GAMSAT community address the uncertainty and fear of the unknown they were facing the new online exam.

It included a planning session to give them guidance and clarity on how to prepare,

Weekly training sessions on a wide variety of GAMSAT topics,

And a one-on-one tutoring session.

Oh, and it was all free.

It was one of my proudest moments and helped hundreds of candidates.

Except for a few.

Who instead of using it to improve their GAMSAT performance have instead provided me with email fodder and you with valuable GAMSAT lessons.

First one…

During a section 1 training session, which mind you, is all about the humanities, vocabulary, spelling, deeper meanings, thinking deeply and much more…

I was asking the attendees a number of questions, as I always do, and I got this comment from the cheap seats:

“why r u asking a question u already know the answer to…”

Yeah…shouldn’t be much trouble beating this guy in sections 1 or 2.

Then along came another comment from the bleachers:

“I have an exam tomorrow and decided to come to a webinar that I expected to be helpful rather than spitting fluff.”

And this came right as I was about to take my fluff show to its climax with pom-poms, fairy floss and a fluff ball machinegun just like I saw at a music festival once back in the late 90s.

But that may also have been a water hose…I’m not sure.

Still a bit hazy on what happened back in those years.

Anyway,

When I asked the attendees of said ‘fluff show’, which among other things, involved no less than 3 occasions where I gave away the exact word-for-word techniques and strategies we teach our high-paying students and could be implemented right away by almost anyone who can string a sentence together (which may be the actual problem because some of the guys can’t)… when I asked them what difference it would make to their study if they implemented everything we covered during that free training session, one of the good ones said:

“It would give me the motivation to actually study for this section and hopefully get good marks and get where I want to be”

But I saved the best until last because the irony of this next comment and the effort that went into creating it instead of actually paying attention was almost Mona-Lisa-beautiful:

“eye yam waist ting yor thyme. saw wee”

And there you have it.

Lessons from the quasi-illiterate souls ‘attempting’ GAMSAT.

Luckily for you, the fun continues.

I’m running another ‘fluff show’ where I will give you the exact steps we’ve refined over 13 years and thousands of people that will allow you to churn through your GAMSAT study more effectively and quickly that 95% of people out there…

As long as, you are ready to think and pay attention (and can string a sentence together).

It’s all about how to begin your GAMSAT preparation the right way to get a high score in Sept 2020 or March 2021.

Here’s the link to find out more and reserve your seat.

Stay awesome,

Dr Tom